tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8345770894727706184.post587681833947014981..comments2023-07-01T06:21:05.493-05:00Comments on Mistyfied Mafia Wars: MAFIA WARS Extended: Limited-Time-To-Request-Upgrade-Parts NYC Property: Assassin's Academy{ℳ}http://www.blogger.com/profile/02869880226899470327noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8345770894727706184.post-46411499065740935532012-01-17T22:02:35.262-06:002012-01-17T22:02:35.262-06:00Dear Zynga:
Thanks for yet another empty gesture t...Dear Zynga:<br />Thanks for yet another empty gesture to placate me, but the thing is, I have decided that real-life, with all its myriad troubles, inconsistencies, things I don't particularly look forward to, etc., is FAR more interesting and entertaining than the silly piece-of-shit you people call a 'pasttime'. However, if you decide that the original version of Mafia Wars, (the version over 25 million people once adored and were enslaved by, willingly!) should ever be ressurected, I'll gladly dump my gorgeous girlfriend, go back to a menial temp job, and move into a shittier apartment, so that we may revel in each others company for days on end, again. Hell, I might even spend actual US Dollars on you!<br /><br />Meantime, though, in the marketplace of attentions, you're woefully inadequate, to the point where a screaming 4 year old (not mine!) is more fun to be around.<br /><br />Fuck you, sincerely,<br />Chango FumandoAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com