FINALLY, a "Bargain" LMAO

You may or may not have noticed a small change to this "amazing" deal from Zynga. Now instead of earning 4 skill points, everyone in your family will now earn (get ready for this) FIVE skill points when 400 Bongos are collectively purchased.  This "bargain" offers 1 Bongo for 35 Reward Points, or you can buy up to 50 at one time for the AMAZING price of......35 Reward Points each, or 1750 RPs. Yeah....buying in bulk will not change the price.  The Bongo is an animal that offers 188 attack.  It is NOT worth buying ONE of these for 35 RPs much less 50 or freaking 400 at the exact same incredible low low price.  Oh, and in case your are freaking out right now that you might miss this INCREDIBLE deal, do not fret, you have roughly 18 hours to, and I quote, "Complete all four tiers and buy your way through again."  Yeah, I am not making this crap up.

This "bargain" has always made me laugh, and the slight change by offering ONE more measly skill point makes me laugh my ass off even harder.  WHO THINKS THIS CRAP UP????  And the bigger question: DOES ANYONE FALL FOR THIS "BARGAIN"????  My family will not be.

You know what might actually be a bargain?  If by buying the item, everyone in the family earned the item too - now THAT would be a bargain!!!!!  And couldn't they at least offer a discount for the more you buy?  I mean, if they cost 35 RPs for one, then shouldn't they become cheaper the more you buy?  Even the punk dealin' crack rocks behind the Stop'n Go on 9th skreet know that....sheesh, give me a freakin break Zynga.  They are on a role lately with the "deals".  Another one that has me rolling on the floor: Daniela's Deal....don't even get me started on that garbage.  FREAKING RIDICULOUS.

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