12_08 Mistyfied Mafia Wars mission event walk throughs and scripts

Saturday, August 11, 2012

Stranger's Swag: Twinkle-Twinkle 8/11

Today's Stranger's Swag is a Twinkle-Twinkle

vehicle [158/90]

Collect Three

Athletes Mystery Bag (limited time) 8/11

You may have noticed this new item in Free Gifts this morning.

These will be very much like Pa Barker Mystery Bags

A Daily Limit of accepting 20

Items inside will vary and include a topical loot item with a daily maximum of three (3)
When I collected my 20 for today I got the following:
+5 energy
+5 attack
1500 Pound
Grooving DJ
2 Lab Rats
a Stamina Boost
a Double Loot
a Liquid Courage
a Skill Point
2 Lath Strips
a Surveillance Camera
2 Douglas Fir Beams
2 Flying Contaminators (x2)
a Reward Point (x2)
2 Decontaimination Masks
2 Carpenter Nails
a Hollow Point

Go For Gold gifting event 8/11

Go For Gold gifting event

The first part of this event is the Skeet Launcher, fight boost (+130 attack)

We will need to collect 4, then 8, then 16 to get the reward which is a Skeet Shooting Gun, weapon [stats vary]

This is the pop-up you will get when you click the question mark on the Go For Gold banner.

The next two sections are Taekwondo Uniform which gets a Taekwondo Master (henchmen) and the Weight Disc which gets a Heavyweight Weightlifter (also henchmen).

Complete the collection event to get the Laurel Wreath

I assume we will be able to complete this a total of three (3) times like we have in the past. Good luck!

Friday, August 10, 2012

Marketplace Mess (facepalm) 8/10

With Zynga stock in the toilet and the Resignation of their COO they seem to be getting desperate to show increased earnings by selling us more and more crap.

This week in the Marketplace in game we have loads of stuff to spend cash or Reward Points on.

Today's is Pick Your Own Bundle.

Earlier this week we've had Finally a Bargain LMAO

Rewards Card deal.

Daniela's Deal (not)

And of course these lovely collectible Cards

Sorry guys, I'm still on my Mafia Wars Spending Diet.

No Sale.

Thursday, August 9, 2012

FINALLY, a "Bargain" LMAO

You may or may not have noticed a small change to this "amazing" deal from Zynga. Now instead of earning 4 skill points, everyone in your family will now earn (get ready for this) FIVE skill points when 400 Bongos are collectively purchased. This "bargain" offers 1 Bongo for 35 Reward Points, or you can buy up to 50 at one time for the AMAZING price of......35 Reward Points each, or 1750 RPs. Yeah....buying in bulk will not change the price. The Bongo is an animal that offers 188 attack. It is NOT worth buying ONE of these for 35 RPs much less 50 or freaking 400 at the exact same incredible low low price. Oh, and in case your are freaking out right now that you might miss this INCREDIBLE deal, do not fret, you have roughly 18 hours to, and I quote, "Complete all four tiers and buy your way through again." Yeah, I am not making this crap up.

This "bargain" has always made me laugh, and the slight change by offering ONE more measly skill point makes me laugh my ass off even harder. WHO THINKS THIS CRAP UP???? And the bigger question: DOES ANYONE FALL FOR THIS "BARGAIN"???? My family will not be.

You know what might actually be a bargain? If by buying the item, everyone in the family earned the item too - now THAT would be a bargain!!!!! And couldn't they at least offer a discount for the more you buy? I mean, if they cost 35 RPs for one, then shouldn't they become cheaper the more you buy? Even the punk dealin' crack rocks behind the Stop'n Go on 9th skreet know that....sheesh, give me a freakin break Zynga. They are on a role lately with the "deals". Another one that has me rolling on the floor: Daniela's Deal....don't even get me started on that garbage. FREAKING RIDICULOUS.

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