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Well, i had no plans to build yet ANOTHER stupid limited time property, and I was not surprised to see my feed full of news that there is a glitch associated with it.  I don't even know what the glitch is and I don't care.  I do not even know what this property offers.  I don't care.  Frankly I don't know why anyone does.  I have 69 choices of properties to build from already and still limited to 5 free builds every 18 hours.  So I'm gonna waste my time with this one? Does it offer more than 20 health or more than 6 attack, defense, stamina or energy?  Sorry, the temporary boost to my loot score isn't worth all the damn posting, clicking, and begging.

Frankly, I'm annoyed that I have to move to another page of properties to get to the ones I actually use.  Sorry Zynga, yet another fail. You fail at everything.  I cannot wait to be FREE from from this addiction.  You make it easier and easier everyday with all your glitches, events, restrictions, and modifications ;)

I don't need your naughty videos.

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Bake and Rise Limited Time Beg and Build Event 3/16

Poisoned Lava Cake, weapon, bronze tier [171/129]

This is just like the Tainted Love Limited Time Beg and Build Event

Click the little "Ask" button to post a beg to the news feed to get some parts!

We can collect up to 45 parts per day, if I have the Zynga math correct.

Slitter, consumable part

On this build we have a choice of more health or more stamina from our builds. I will probably go for the stamina side this time. We don't get the skill point bonus until we hit Ruby, so collect up those parts!

Baker's Den, vehicle [varies]

Poisoned Lava Cake, weapon [varies]

Current Capacity Limited Time Beg and Build Event 1/5

Charged Up, weapon, Emerald [174/127]

Current Capacity Limited Time Beg and Build Event

Click "ask" to post a beg for a Capacitor!

Current Capacity Build event: Clicking the tiny question mark takes us to this pop up: Here we are again with the Zyngons trying to explain their own stuff. If I am doing Zynga math correctly, it appears we can collect up to 45 parts per day. I could be wrong, of course, it *is* Zynga.

"If you fail to collect the items before the beginning of the next event, items built will automatically be added to your inventory." -NICE!

After collecting as many parts as you can, you then choose what to do next. Do you want to build at the lower levels, or do you want to upgrade as high as you can first? Which item do you want the most of, or which one will help your stats the most? The Ruby and Emerald level Charged Up will gain us Defense Points, while the Ruby and Emerald level Solarized will gain us Stamina  Points. 

Closed this, and clicked "Build Now" and we see the build area: The Charged Up is a weapon, and my weapon numbers are pretty good, but my vehicle numbers are lagging a little bit, so I will probably build Solarized, but only after I level it up to Emerald.

***UPDATED*** Richie's Stash Limited Time Beg-a-thon 12/24

Oh look, there was too much going on in the game, so Zynga added one more thing!

Right here, on the banner, where it says "Ask For Parts" is an "Any Part" beg post, so there are some more parts for you there!

Ask for parts, this means lots and lots of begging, right?

I see eight items to build, and since I am a VIP player, I see absolutely *nothing* that will help my numbers except for the reward for leveling up this thing, the Bagpipe Player:

Bagpipe Player, henchmen, bronze level [130/210]

To get Bronze, I need to build all 8 items.  Almost time for some math, old school.

Here is what clicking the little question mark gets us:

This one explained pretty well for a change! Nice work Zyngons!

The begging: Four different parts, each part can be posted every 8 hours. Yes, all four parts, every 8 hours, five parts from friends clicks per post. We also, of course, have the option to spend Reward Points on this (expletive deleted).

Here are the items we will be building:
Bronze

I added up all the parts needed to build all 8 items for the bronze, and I got a total of 96 parts needed. Since we can only collect up to 75 per day, that means, maybe tomorrow I will get to Bronze level Bagpipe Player.  

If I did my old math correctly, I see 600-675 parts available to us in the 8 days and 15 hours alotted. I wonder if we can complete this more than once? I guess we'll find out.

 Also, I do not know if we will need even *more* parts to build the Silver or Gold levels to get the Bagpipe Players.

***UPDATE***

Uh Yep!
We will need even more parts for the Silver level: Here is the build pop-up with the numbers needed for Silver items: Even better Stats!

Using old math I cam up with a total of 144 parts needed to make all 8 of these items to get the Silver Bagpipe Player. Let the begging continue!

Gold Level: Best Stats!

Gold Level builds will take a total of 240 parts! Get to beggin'!

For The People Build Event 12/8

In their usual "one month after the fact" timeliness, Zynga has begun a new event "For The People" Limited Time Beg and Build Event

We will be collecting Parts (Vote Badge) 

These instructions are weirdly vague while attempting to be extremely specific (again) so let's see what they *might* be trying to explain... 30 parts from friends clicking on your feed, okay... 10 parts per day by clicking on your friends feed, okay... and what the hell is that, get up to 5 per day from jobs (2/5) that makes no sense at all to me so I am *GUESSING* it is up to 45 parts per day, 30 from friends clicking your feed, 10 from you clicking their feed, and 5 more from jobs. Moving on...

Build a Liberty, animal [varies]

or build a Fifth Freedom, vehicle [varies]

Each build the number of parts needed will go up. I'm guessing I will collect a lot of parts before I begin building and will probably build the Liberty because of the attack points gained versus the energy points on the Fifth Freedom.

Have fun!